Walmart Beat and Guided Down, Private Credit Cracked, and Trump Is Deciding Whether to Bomb Iran – Market Breakdown #182

S&P fell 0.28% to 6,862. Walmart guided below consensus. Blue Owl froze redemptions and dragged all of private credit down 5-10%. Oil surged on Iran strike fears. Deere ripped 12%.

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Issue #182 | February 19, 2026