Turnaround Tuesday as Software Bounces, AMD Lands $100B Meta Deal, Bitcoin Bleeds Below $63K, Trump's 10% Tariffs Go Live, and Nvidia Earnings Loom Tomorrow – Market Breakdown #185

S&P +0.8%. Nasdaq +1.1%. IBM and CrowdStrike bouncing. AMD +9%. Novo Nordisk still cratering. Bitcoin worst month since 2022. New tariffs took effect at midnight. Nvidia reports tomorrow.

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Issue #185 | February 24, 2026