Trump Sent Iran a 15-Point Peace Plan, Iran Rejected It and Counteroffered With Sovereignty Over the Strait of Hormuz, Then Bombed Kuwait's Airport, and the S&P Rallied 0.54%

S&P rose 0.54% to 6,592 on ceasefire hopes despite Iran's rejection. Arm surged 16% on chip launch. Oil pulled back but Brent held above $100. Iran wants Hormuz.

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Issue #204 | March 25, 2026