Trump Rejected Iran's Proposal. Brent Hit $119. The S&P Moved 0.04%.

FOMC held 8-4, first four-dissent vote since 1992. Microsoft's AI is a $37B business up 123%. Powell held his last press conference. WTI at $109.

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Issue #224 | April 29, 2026