The White House Called Iran's Peace Draft "Completely Fabricated." Oil Fell Anyway.
Dow record. S&P flat. Marvell beat. Salesforce missed. Snowflake popped 25%. White House called Iran's draft fabricated. WTI at $93.
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Issue #243 | May 27, 2026



