The US Struck Iran 90 Times, Iran Hit the Gulf Back, and the Nasdaq Rose 1.3%

A strategist said markets may be growing immune to the on-again, off-again war. Thursday's rally is the first real evidence she's right. Oil fell. Chips rallied. SK Hynix priced its IPO.

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Issue #270 | July 9, 2026