The U.S. and Israel Killed Iran's Supreme Leader, the Strait of Hormuz Is Functionally Closed, and the Market Rallied – Market Breakdown #189

S&P rose 0.78% to 6,870 as oil pulled back from its spike. Khamenei killed in Operation Epic Fury. Hormuz shipping down 80%. BTC topped $72,500. Broadcom beat after hours. ADP jobs solid.

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Issue #189 | March 4, 2026