The UK's New PM Approved "Defensive Strikes" Bases, Markets Had Their Best Day in Days

Ten straight nights of US strikes on Iran. Three American service members confirmed dead. Markets rallied anyway, choosing earnings over the war. Chips led. Yields hit a two-month high.

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Issue #278 | July 21, 2026