The Supreme Court Saved the Fed, Alphabet Joined the Dow, and Q2 Ended Up 14%

The court ruled 5-4 that the Fed is too historically important to fire at will. The same ruling stripped every other independent agency of that protection. Markets went up anyway.

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Issue #263 | June 29, 2026