The S&P Rallied, the Fed Whispered "Hike," and Carvana Died After Hours – Market Breakdown #181

S&P jumped 0.56% to 6,881. The Fed minutes floated rate hikes. Palo Alto sank 7%. Carvana cratered 20%+ after hours. DoorDash missed then reversed +14%.

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Issue #181 | February 18, 2026