The Market Was Closed for Good Friday but Iran Shot Down a Second U.S. Plane, Jobs Beat at 178K, Trump Requested $1.5 Trillion for Defense, and the April 6 Deadline Is Three Days Away

Market closed. March NFP: +178K vs estimates, unemployment fell to 4.3%. Iran hit an A-10 Warthog near Hormuz; pilot ejected. Trump's FY2027 budget: $1.5T for defense (+40%).

📊 THE MARKET BREAKDOWN

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Issue #210 | April 3, 2026