The IEA Released 400 Million Barrels, Iran Hit Three More Ships, Oil Went Up Anyway, and CPI Came In Tame but Nobody Cared Because It Was Taken Before the War Started – Market Breakdown #194

S&P fell 0.08% to 6,776. CPI matched at 2.4% YoY but predates the oil shock. IEA's record 400M barrel release couldn't stop WTI from rising 4.6% to $87. Iran hit three ships overnight. Dow -0.61%.

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Issue #194 | March 11, 2026