The Energy Secretary Tweeted That a Tanker Got Through Hormuz, Deleted It Minutes Later, a Tanker Exploded Near Abu Dhabi, and Then CBS Reported Iran Is Deploying Mines – Market Breakdown #193

S&P fell 0.21% to 6,781. Oil dropped 12% then reversed after White House denied tanker escort claim. Hegseth: "most intense strikes." Iran may be mining the strait. CPI tomorrow.

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Issue #193 | March 10, 2026