The Data Is Coming. So Is the Reckoning. – Market Breakdown #145
AI stocks kept sliding, iRobot went bankrupt, Tesla flexed its robo-taxi muscles, and the market braced for a week of delayed economic reports that could reset everything.
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Issue #145 – December 15, 2025
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ServiceNow plunges 11% on $7 billion Armis acquisition talks
Forked Feed says: ServiceNow told Wall Street it found a $7 billion cybersecurity company it really likes, and Wall Street responded by vaporizing $20 billion of ServiceNow’s market cap. That’s not a valuation gap. That’s the market doing math and deciding ServiceNow overpaid by roughly three Armises. Somewhere a CFO is staring at a spreadsheet wondering if “strategic rationale” covers a 3:1 loss ratio.iRobot files for bankruptcy, will be sold to Chinese supplier
Forked Feed says: The FTC blocked Amazon from buying iRobot to “protect competition.” Two years later, the company is bankrupt and being sold to its Chinese manufacturer for parts. Congratulations to everyone involved: you saved American consumers from the horror of convenient robot vacuums and handed the entire company to Shenzhen instead. The Roomba will continue to bump into walls. So, apparently, will regulators.Tesla hits 2025 high on driverless robotaxi testing confirmation
Forked Feed says: Tesla confirmed it has cars driving around Austin with literally no one inside, and the stock immediately forgot that actual car sales fell 23% last month. This is a company trading at 200 times earnings because Elon tweeted “no occupants in the car.” Waymo is running 450,000 paid rides per week. Tesla has 30 vehicles and a promise. Guess which one added $50 billion in market cap today.Broadcom extends selloff with 5.6% drop, worst three-day slide since 2020
Forked Feed says: Broadcom beat earnings, beat revenue, grew AI chips 74%, and has now lost 17% of its value in three sessions. The market looked at a nearly flawless report card and said “yeah but what about margins in Q2 2026?” This is what happens when you price a stock for perfection: perfection isn’t good enough. Somewhere a Broadcom IR person is updating their resume while muttering “we literally doubled AI revenue.”Kevin Hassett’s Fed chair candidacy faces pushback
Forked Feed says: Kevin Hassett was the frontrunner for Fed chair specifically because he’s close to Trump. Now he’s losing ground specifically because he’s close to Trump. The snake is eating its own tail and somehow this counts as vetting. Kevin Warsh is apparently still in the mix, presumably because he’s close to Trump but in a way that feels more “monetary policy” and less “group text.” The bar for central bank independence has been lowered so many times it’s now a tripping hazard.
🔎 Today’s Focus — Flying Blind Into Data Week
The 43-day government shutdown broke something important: the flow of economic information. For weeks, investors have been trading on vibes, private data, and Fed speeches instead of hard numbers. That changes tomorrow.
Tuesday’s employment report is complicated. The Bureau of Labor Statistics will release November payrolls along with October establishment survey data, but the October unemployment rate is simply gone. The household survey wasn’t collected during the shutdown, creating the first gap in that series since 1948. This means we’ll get payroll numbers without a clean unemployment picture, which is like getting half a weather report.
Consensus expects subdued job growth, somewhere around 50,000 for November, with the unemployment rate estimated near 4.5%. But the forecast range is wide because nobody knows how the shutdown distorted the collection process. The market will trade on headlines first and adjust for asterisks later.
Retail sales for October, also delayed, arrive Tuesday as well. Consumer spending has been the economy’s engine, and October data will show whether that momentum held through the early fall. A miss here would reignite recession fears. A beat would support the soft landing narrative.
Then comes Thursday’s CPI. The October print was canceled entirely because the BLS couldn’t collect price data during the shutdown. November’s report will have holes: year-over-year figures will be complete, but some month-over-month detail will be missing or heavily caveated. Consensus sits around 2.9% to 3.1% for both headline and core.
The Fed has already cut three times this year, taking rates to 3.50% to 3.75%. But the December dot plot showed only one more cut expected in 2026. If this week’s data comes in hot, that single cut could evaporate. If it comes in cold, recession fears will spike. The market needs a Goldilocks landing, and the porridge has been sitting on the stove untouched for six weeks.
⚡ The Setup
SPY ~ 680.73 | BTC ~ 85,777 | US10Y ~ 4.17% | DXY ~ 98.24
Monday was a holding pattern with an undercurrent of anxiety. The S&P 500 slipped 0.16% to close at 6,816.51 after opening in the green and fading through the session. The Dow dipped 0.09%, and the Nasdaq fell 0.59% as tech continued to underperform. The Russell 2000 dropped 0.70%, giving back some of last week’s small-cap strength.
The AI trade remained the market’s anchor. Broadcom fell another 5.6%, extending its worst three-day stretch since 2020. Oracle dropped 2.7%. ServiceNow cratered 11% on acquisition news. Microsoft, AMD, and Micron all finished lower. The only tech name catching a bid was Tesla, up 3.6% on robotaxi progress.
Bitcoin is sliding toward $86,000, with ETH breaking below $3,000. The crypto complex remains stuck in risk-off mode, with ETF flows disappointing and leverage still elevated. Gold sits above $4,280 while silver pulled back to $62.65. The dollar is flat near 98.24, and the 10-year yield eased slightly to 4.17%.
VIX ticked up to 16.50, reflecting positioning nervousness ahead of Tuesday’s data dump.
The real story is what comes next. Tomorrow brings the delayed November jobs report along with October retail sales. Thursday delivers November CPI. This is the week the market finally gets to see what the economy was doing while the government was shut down.
🧩 Market Archetype — Data Vacuum: When Uncertainty Becomes the Trade
The archetype today is paralysis with purpose. Markets hate uncertainty, but they hate missing moves even more. So instead of sitting out, investors are positioning for multiple scenarios while the tape drifts.
Tech continued to leak because nobody wants to hold high-multiple names into potentially hot inflation data. Defensives caught bids because if the economy is slowing, you want steady cash flows. Tesla ripped because the robotaxi story offers a narrative independent of macro. And everything else sat still, waiting.
The rotation theme from last week is still alive, but it’s on pause until we see the numbers. If Tuesday’s jobs report shows weakness without panic, expect small caps and value to resume their bid. If CPI on Thursday comes in above 3%, expect growth stocks to sell off hard as the “one more cut” thesis dissolves.
This is a week where conviction gets tested. The traders who already repositioned will either look smart or get whipsawed. The ones waiting for confirmation may miss the move entirely. And everyone will be second-guessing themselves by Friday regardless of what happens.
The playbook is patience with dry powder. Don’t chase. Don’t panic. Let the data do the talking.
🧭 Flow Pulse
Money stayed defensive ahead of the data avalanche. Tech saw continued outflows as Broadcom, Oracle, and ServiceNow all posted significant declines. Healthcare and utilities caught rotation bids. Tesla stood alone in mega-cap land with a strong move on autonomy news. iRobot’s bankruptcy created forced selling and reminded everyone that even iconic brands can go to zero.
Forked Feed says: Today felt like the market cleaning its room before company arrives. Nobody wanted to hold risk into tomorrow’s jobs print, so positions got lightened, hedges got refreshed, and the tape drifted lower on low conviction. Tesla’s move was the exception that proves the rule: when your narrative isn’t tied to macro data, you get to trade on your own terms. Everyone else is waiting for permission from the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
🔮 Forked Forecast
~40% chance data comes in roughly as expected: jobs weak but not alarming, CPI sticky but stable, market exhales and resumes the Santa rally setup.
~35% chance labor market shows significant weakness: payrolls miss badly, market prices in more Fed cuts, growth stocks bounce but recession fears intensify.
~25% chance inflation surprises hot: CPI above 3.1% kills the rate cut narrative, tech sells off hard, yields spike, and the year-end rally dies.
Triggers to watch:
Tuesday 8:30 AM ET: November jobs report and October retail sales. This is the main event.
Thursday 8:30 AM ET: November CPI. Hot prints above 3.1% would reset everything.
ServiceNow M&A developments. If the Armis deal closes, watch for more tech M&A sentiment shifts.
Tesla robotaxi expansion. Any news on scaling beyond Austin will move the stock.
Fed chair selection. If Trump announces Warsh or Hassett this week, expect volatility in rate-sensitive sectors.
The fog lifts tomorrow. Trade accordingly.
💬 Final Thought
The market spent six weeks guessing. Tomorrow it starts knowing. The government shutdown created a rare information vacuum, and now the data is coming all at once: jobs, spending, inflation, all landing within 72 hours. Some of it will be incomplete. Some of it will be noisy. But all of it will move prices. Today’s session was the calm before the calculation. AI stocks kept bleeding, Tesla kept dreaming, and iRobot died the way companies die: slowly, then all at once. Meanwhile, everyone else watched the clock and wondered whether the numbers will confirm what they think they already know, or blow up their positioning entirely. This is the week that decides whether 2025 ends with a rally or a reckoning. Get ready.
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