The Ceasefire Expires Tomorrow. The U.S. Just Seized an Iranian Ship. The Russell Hit a Record.

Iran fired on vessels in the Strait. Trump said "lots of bombs" Wednesday if no deal. Nasdaq's 13-day streak ended. Oil up 5%.

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Issue #217 | April 20, 2026