PPI Hit 6%. The S&P Hit Another All-Time High. Warsh Was Confirmed by One Democrat.

Wholesale inflation: hottest since 2022. Rate hike probability: 36%. 30-year near 5% for first time since 2007. Jensen Huang flew to Beijing.

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Issue #234 | May 13, 2026