Powell Killed the Rate Hike at Harvard, Trump Threatened to "Completely Obliterate" Kharg Island and Iran's Oil Wells, Micron Fell 30% in Eight Days, and the S&P Hit a New 2026 Low

S&P fell 0.39% to 6,344, third straight loss, 9% off high. Powell: "policy's in a good place to wait and see." Rate hike probability crashed from 52% to ~5%. Brent above $114.

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Issue #206 | March 30, 2026