PCE Came In Hot, BTC Broke 60K, and OpenAI Decided It Would Rather Wait

PCE hit 4.1%, its highest since April 2023. Bitcoin fell below 60,000. OpenAI told its bankers that a trillion dollars or nothing isn't a negotiating position, it's a personality trait.

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Issue #262 | June 26, 2026