Oil Hit $119 at Dawn, the Dow Dropped 900 Points, Trump Said the War Is "Very Complete, Pretty Much," and the Market Rallied 400 Points on That Sentence – Market Breakdown #192

S&P reversed from -1.5% to close +0.83% at 6,796. WTI swung from $119 to $85 in a single session. Iraq production collapsed 70%. Iran named a hardline new supreme leader. Gas up 51 cents in a week.

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Issue #192 | March 9, 2026