Nvidia Posts the Cleanest Beat in Semis History and Falls 5.5%, Michael Burry Calls It Cisco 2.0, Netflix Walks Away From Warner Bros., and Jensen Says the Market Got It Wrong – Market Breakdown #187
S&P -0.5%. Nasdaq -1.2%. Dow flat. Nvidia's worst day since April. Burry drops the Cisco bomb. Netflix bails on WBD, stock surges 9%. Paramount wins. Bitcoin holds $67K. Jensen defends software. Sold.
📊 THE MARKET BREAKDOWN
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Issue #187 | February 26, 2026
🔥 Headlines & Hysteria (powered by Forked Feed)
Forked Feed says: Let me just read you the Morgan Stanley quote one more time so it sinks in. “The largest, cleanest beat and raise in the history of the semis industry.” That’s Morgan Stanley. Not some Reddit post. Not a TikTok financial advisor. Morgan Stanley, the investment bank, using their analyst platform to say this was the best semiconductor earnings report they have ever seen. Revenue beat by $2 billion. EPS beat by 9 cents. Q1 guidance of $78 billion crushed consensus by $6 billion. Data center revenue up 75%. Net income nearly doubled to $43 billion in a single quarter. Gross margins at 75%. And the stock fell 5.5%. Its worst day in ten months. Three hundred fifty-one million shares traded, double the average volume, and they were mostly sells. Tom Graff of Facet told CNBC that the market is in “prove it mode” and Nvidia “just didn’t quite prove it.” Didn’t quite prove it? The company made $43 billion in profit in ninety days and the market said “yeah but what else.” This is where we are now. The bar for Nvidia is no longer “beat estimates.” The bar is “beat estimates hard enough to overcome an existential crisis in every downstream industry simultaneously.” Forget an earnings bar, that’s a downright hostage negotiation.
Forked Feed says: The man who shorted the housing market just told everyone Nvidia is Cisco. Specifically, Burry pointed to Nvidia’s purchase obligations jumping from $16.1 billion to $95.2 billion in twelve months. A sixfold increase. These are non-cancellable orders with TSMC for chip fabrication capacity that Nvidia must pay for whether demand materializes or not. Total supply obligations including inventory sit at $117 billion, which is roughly equal to Nvidia’s annual operating cash flow. In 2000, Cisco did the same thing. They locked in massive supply commitments expecting 50% annual growth. When demand collapsed, Cisco wrote down 40% of its supply chain and the stock lost 80% of its value. Burry’s exact words: “This is not business as usual. This is risk.” CFO Colette Kress confirmed on the earnings call that inventory rose 8% quarter over quarter and that they’ve “strategically secured inventory and capacity further out in time than usual.” Further out in time than usual. That’s CFO language for “we’re betting the balance sheet that demand doesn’t slow down.” Rosenblatt still raised their price target to $300. Because of course they did. Burry sees Cisco. Rosenblatt sees a buying opportunity. One of them will be spectacularly wrong. Place your bets.
Forked Feed says: Jensen Huang, CEO of the company selling every GPU on earth, went on television the morning after posting record earnings and told investors that they’re wrong to be scared about AI killing software companies. “I think the markets got it wrong,” he said. AI agents are “tool users,” he explained. They’ll use ServiceNow and SAP and Excel. They won’t replace them. “Nobody’s going to service better than ServiceNow.” This is the most expensive infomercial in history. The man whose entire business depends on other companies spending hundreds of billions on AI infrastructure is going on TV to reassure those same companies’ investors that everything is fine. Of course Jensen thinks the market got it wrong. If the market is right that AI destroys software, then the $700 billion in hyperscaler capex flowing through his GPUs is building a machine that eats its own customers. That’s not a business model. That’s an ouroboros. Dan Niles responded within the hour: “There’s some real companies that are going to go to zero in the software space.” So we have the man selling the weapons saying nobody will get hurt, and the man managing money saying some companies will die. The software ETF is still down 27% year to date. Somebody is wrong and the market is going to figure out who by breaking things.
Forked Feed says: The Warner Bros. Discovery board declared Paramount’s $31 per share offer “superior” to Netflix’s existing $83 billion deal. Netflix had four days to counter. They countered by walking away entirely. “This transaction was always a ‘nice to have’ at the right price, not a ‘must have’ at any price,” said Netflix co-CEOs Sarandos and Peters. Translation: we did the math at $31 and the math didn’t math. Netflix stock immediately surged 9% after hours. Nine percent. For losing a bidding war. The market literally paid Netflix a $30 billion market cap bonus for not buying something. Paramount gets HBO, CNN, DC Studios, Warner Bros. studios, and every cable network nobody watches anymore for $111 billion, backed by Larry Ellison’s $201 billion fortune and $57.5 billion in bank debt. Sarandos spent Thursday morning at the White House meeting with staffers. Not Trump. Staffers. After Trump told Netflix to fire board member Susan Rice or “pay the consequences.” Then Netflix walked away from the deal and the stock went up. Ted Sarandos just had the most productive loss of his career. Meanwhile, David Ellison is about to own CBS, CNN, HBO, Paramount Pictures, and Warner Bros. under one roof. The antitrust filing is going to be longer than Trump’s State of the Union.
Forked Feed says: Bitcoin briefly tested $70,000 on Wednesday before fading to close around $67,400 on Thursday. That’s an 12% bounce from Monday’s $62,800 low, which in normal markets would be a monster rally. In crypto, it’s a Tuesday. The short squeeze that triggered the bounce was real. Nearly $400 million in leveraged bearish bets got liquidated in 24 hours. Funding rates went negative, meaning shorts were so crowded they were paying longs just to exist. Classic squeeze setup, classic squeeze execution. But the follow-through faded. Bitcoin couldn’t hold above $70K, which is the exact level where the October breakdown began. That’s not a coincidence. That’s a resistance level that used to be support, and reclaiming it requires more than a short squeeze and some relief vibes. The Fear and Greed Index bounced from 5 to 14. Five. The index hit five. That’s a number lower than the 2018 bear market, lower than the COVID crash, lower than the Terra/Luna implosion. And we’re celebrating that it recovered to 14, which is still “extreme fear.” The goalposts haven’t just moved. They’ve been buried.
🔎 Today’s Focus: When the Best Quarter Ever Isn’t Good Enough
Nvidia’s sell-the-news reaction today is the most important signal of the month. Not because of what it says about Nvidia, but because of what it says about market psychology.
The fundamentals are unassailable. Revenue growth of 73%. Guidance that crushed by $6 billion. Gross margins holding at 75%. Hyperscalers committing $700 billion in AI capex. Jensen Huang going on television to defend the entire software ecosystem. None of it mattered. The stock had its worst day in ten months on record volume.
Three forces are colliding. First, the beat-and-raise cycle is now the baseline expectation. Nvidia has beaten estimates for 13 straight quarters. The surprise is priced in. What moves the stock is the magnitude of the surprise, and every quarter the delta between “what the market actually expects” and “what Nvidia delivers” gets smaller. The whisper number was already above the official consensus.
Second, Michael Burry’s Cisco comparison landed at exactly the right moment. Purchase obligations jumping from $16 billion to $95 billion in a year is a real number that demands a real answer. Whether you think Burry is right or wrong, the comparison introduced a narrative that will stick: Nvidia is placing non-cancellable bets on demand it can’t yet confirm. That’s a structural shift in the bull case, from “unlimited demand” to “we hope demand stays unlimited.”
Third, and most importantly, the downstream monetization problem is now front and center. Salesforce guided to 8% organic growth yesterday and fell 5%. The software ETF is down 27% year to date. The companies buying Nvidia’s chips cannot grow fast enough to justify the infrastructure they’re building. Jensen can go on CNBC and say the market got it wrong. Dan Niles can say some software companies are going to zero. Both might be right. The market is pricing both possibilities simultaneously, and that’s why Nvidia drops on a perfect quarter.
The Nvidia sell-the-news reaction is telling you that the AI trade is no longer about Nvidia’s numbers. It’s about what those numbers mean for everyone else.
⚡ The Setup
SPY 689.30 | BTC ~ 67,376 | US10Y ~ 4.006% | DXY ~ 97.774
The S&P fell 0.54% to 6,909. The Nasdaq dropped 1.18% to 22,878. The Dow gained 17 points because the Dow doesn’t have enough Nvidia in it to care. This was entirely a tech story. Nine of eleven S&P sectors were green on the day. Healthcare, consumer discretionary, and industrials all advanced. But Nvidia’s 5.5% selloff, worth roughly $120 billion in market cap, dragged the index negative almost single-handedly. Broadcom, Lam Research, Western Digital, and Applied Materials all fell in sympathy.
The 10-year dropped below 4.01%, its lowest this week. Jobless claims came in at 212,000, below the 215,000 consensus, showing a labor market that’s bending but not breaking. The dollar held steady. Gold barely moved. The VIX ticked up to 18.6 but didn’t spike. Everything outside of semiconductors was calm. The entire market dislocation today was Nvidia-shaped.
🏛 Market Archetype: Sell the News, Buy the Confusion
This is a regime where fundamentals don’t drive price in the expected direction. Beat earnings? Stock drops. Miss expectations? Maybe it bounces because “it wasn’t as bad as feared.” The news is noise. The positioning is the signal.
Nvidia’s sell-the-news confirms that the market already owned the trade. The beat was consensus. The guidance was close to the whisper. When everyone is already long, there’s nobody left to buy the good news, and the catalyst becomes an exit opportunity rather than an entry signal.
The playbook here is contrarian with discipline. The crowd is positioned for the obvious trade, so the obvious trade doesn’t work. What works is finding the second-order effect: the thing the selloff creates that the market hasn’t priced yet. Netflix surging 9% on walking away from a deal is a perfect example. The unexpected outcome gets rewarded. The expected outcome gets sold.
💧 Flow Pulse
Semiconductor flows were ugly. Nvidia led the decline at -5.5%, dragging Broadcom, Lam Research, and Applied Materials down with it. AMD fell 3.4%. Intel dropped 3%. The entire chip complex sold off despite the best earnings report in the sector’s history. KeyBanc upgraded both AMD and Intel today, which tells you something about how disconnected the analyst community is from actual price action.
Software flows were mixed. Salesforce initially dropped on its weak guide from last night, then reversed and recovered during the session. IBM continued its UBS-upgrade bounce. The software ETF is still down 27% YTD but the selling intensity has faded. Whether that’s a bottom or exhaustion before the next leg down depends on whether Jensen’s “tool users” narrative catches on with fundamental analysts.
Media flows dominated after hours. Netflix surged 9% on walking away from WBD. Paramount will acquire WBD for $111 billion. This restructures the entire entertainment landscape and puts CBS, CNN, HBO, Paramount Pictures, and Warner Bros. under one roof. The antitrust review will be the most scrutinized media deal since AT&T-Time Warner.
Crypto flows stabilized. Bitcoin held above $67K after touching $70K briefly. The short squeeze provided a floor, but the failure at $70K means the recovery is still fragile. BTC dominance at 58.5%. Ethereum holding above $2,000. The bounce is intact but unconvincing.
Forked Feed says: The flow picture is simple: everyone sold Nvidia. That’s it. That’s the whole story. The most important company on earth posted the best quarter in the history of its industry and three hundred fifty million shares changed hands on the way down. Everything else today was a sideshow to the question of whether the AI trade has peaked or whether this is the buying opportunity of the year. Jensen says buy. Burry says run. The market said “sell first, figure it out later.”
🔮 Forked Forecast
Base Case (50%): Nvidia stabilizes in the $180-$190 range over the next few sessions as the sell-the-news reaction fades. Software continues its tentative recovery. Bitcoin holds the $65K-$70K range. Tariff situation remains at 10% with no escalation. Dell earnings tonight provide another data point on AI infrastructure demand. Market finishes February roughly flat.
Bull Case (20%): Nvidia’s sell-the-news creates a buying opportunity and the stock reclaims $195+ within a week. Jensen’s “markets got it wrong” narrative gains traction with fundamental analysts. Software catches a real bid as the SaaSpocalypse fear peaks. Bitcoin reclaims $70K. S&P pushes back toward 7,000.
Bear Case (30%): Burry’s Cisco comparison gains mainstream traction and introduces structural doubt into the Nvidia thesis. Nvidia breaks below $180 support. Software resumes its decline. Tariffs escalate to 15%. Private credit stress (Blue Owl freeze, Dimon’s “cockroaches”) surfaces as a broader contagion risk. Bitcoin fails $65K and retests $60K.
Triggers to Watch:
Dell Q4 earnings (tonight after close, AI server demand)
Nvidia price action at $180 support / $195 resistance
Burry Cisco narrative spread through financial media
15% tariff escalation timing
Netflix/WBD/Paramount regulatory filings and shareholder vote (March 20)
Bitcoin $65K support and $70K resistance
Friday PCE / wholesale inflation data
Iran situation post-SOTU (military buildup remains)
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💬 Final Thought
Today the market told Jensen Huang that his opinion doesn’t matter. Not because he’s wrong. Maybe he’s right about software companies. Maybe AI agents really are “tool users” who will make ServiceNow better instead of making ServiceNow obsolete. But the market doesn’t care what Jensen thinks. The market cares that $95 billion in non-cancellable purchase obligations showed up in a 10-K filing and a guy who shorted the housing market is comparing it to Cisco in 2000.
Nvidia delivered the best quarter in semiconductor history and lost $120 billion in market cap. Netflix lost a $110 billion bidding war and gained $30 billion.
This market doesn’t reward being right. It rewards being unexpected.
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