Nvidia Posts the Cleanest Beat in Semis History and Falls 5.5%, Michael Burry Calls It Cisco 2.0, Netflix Walks Away From Warner Bros., and Jensen Says the Market Got It Wrong – Market Breakdown #187

S&P -0.5%. Nasdaq -1.2%. Dow flat. Nvidia's worst day since April. Burry drops the Cisco bomb. Netflix bails on WBD, stock surges 9%. Paramount wins. Bitcoin holds $67K. Jensen defends software. Sold.

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Issue #187 | February 26, 2026