Nvidia Crushes Earnings and Guides to $78B, Salesforce Proves the SaaSpocalypse Isn't Over, Trump Delivers Record-Long SOTU, and Bitcoin Bounces Off the Ledge – Market Breakdown #186

S&P +0.8% for a second day. Nvidia beats on everything, guides Q1 to $78B. Salesforce drops 5% after hours on weak outlook. Trump talked for 108 minutes and said nothing new. Bitcoin claws back to $68

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Issue #186 | February 25, 2026