Markets Closed, Nothing Solved, and the Nasdaq Just Posted Its Worst Streak Since 2022 – Market Breakdown #179

Five straight losing weeks for the Nasdaq. The Pentagon blacklisted Alibaba then pretended it didn't. Bitcoin slid to $68,800. The Supreme Court might kill the tariffs Friday.

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Issue #179 | February 16, 2026