Jobs Missed by Half, the Dow Hit a Record, and the Nasdaq Fell Anyway

June added 57,000 jobs against 115,000 expected. Unemployment fell only because 507,000 people stopped looking. The Dow set a record. The Nasdaq fell on chip stocks and Meta.

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Issue #266 | July 2, 2026