Iraq Declared Force Majeure on All Foreign Oilfields, the IRGC Spokesman Said They're Still Building Missiles and Was Killed Minutes Later, Gold Had Its Worst Week Since 1983, and the S&P Hit 6,506

S&P fell 1.51% to 6,506, worst close since September. Brent settled $112.19. Iraq cut production from 3.3M to 900K bpd. Gold down 9% for the week. VIX surged 15%.

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Issue #201 | March 20, 2026