Iran Struck Kuwait. The Nine-Day Win Streak Ended. Broadcom Beat and Fell.

US struck Qeshm Island. Palo Alto fell 6.5% on a beat. Trump said Iran agreed to no nukes, but can change its mind.

📊 THE MARKET BREAKDOWN

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Issue #248 | June 3, 2026