Iran Hit a Tanker With a Missile, Oil Broke $81, the Dow Lost 785 Points, and Wednesday's Rally Lasted Exactly 14 Hours – Market Breakdown #190

S&P fell 0.56% to 6,831. WTI surged 8.5% to $81, highest since July 2024. Dow now negative for 2026. Iran says it won't negotiate. Broadcom +4.8%. Airlines crushed. Gas up 27 cents in a week.

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Issue #190 | March 5, 2026