Iran Didn't Respond in 48 Hours. Then Exchanged Fire With the U.S. After Close.

Nonfarm payrolls consensus: 55,000. Whirlpool down 21% blaming the war. Afterhours: another Strait firefight.

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Issue #230 | May 7, 2026