Iran Closed the Strait, Trump Reinstated the Blockade, and SK Hynix Gave Back Its Debut
The habituation broke. Iran shut Hormuz entirely. The US announced a blockade with a 20% shipping fee. SK Hynix fell 9% three days after its record IPO. Gold kept falling anyway.
📊 THE MARKET BREAKDOWN
Satirical daily market intelligence for traders who think in systems, not headlines.
Issue #272 | July 13, 2026



