Consumer Sentiment Hit an All-Time Low. The Nasdaq Had Its 8th Straight Up Day.

CPI printed 3.3%. UMich sentiment collapsed to 47.6, an all-time record. Trump told the NY Post his warships are reloaded. Vance flew to Pakistan.

📊 THE MARKET BREAKDOWN

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Issue #215 | April 10, 2026