Brent Hit $119 at Dawn, Iran Bombed the World's Largest LNG Facility, Netanyahu Said Iran Can't Make Missiles Anymore, the S&P Fell Below Its 200-Day Moving Average, and This Is Issue #200

S&P fell 0.27% to 6,606, below its 200-day MA for first time since May. Brent hit $119 intraday before settling at $109. Iran hit Qatar's Ras Laffan and a Saudi refinery. Gold crashed to $4,652.

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Issue #200 | March 19, 2026