Bitcoin Pops $100 K, ETH Explodes 20 %, Fed Hits Snooze — Market Breakdown #13
Crypto breaks gravity, tech still pulls the index cart, and oil can’t find its footing—welcome to the pause-hangover tape
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Issue #13 – May 8, 2025
”Pause hangover: Bitcoin blasts past $100K, ETH rockets 20%, tech coasts, oil coasts—pic…