Axios Said There's a One-Page Deal. Trump Said That's a Big Assumption. Oil Fell 9% Anyway.

The memorandum apparently includes nuclear enrichment terms. AMD up 18%. SMCI up 24%. Energy fell 4% alone. S&P hit another record.

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Issue #229 | May 6, 2026