Anthropic Signed for $19 Billion of the Compute Meta Just Said It Didn't Need

The Dow crossed 53,000. Chip stocks that sold off Thursday on overcapacity fears rallied hard today. Anthropic signed a 20-year lease. Trump rang the bell from the Oval Office.

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