A Substack Post Moved More Money Than the Supreme Court, IBM Had Its Worst Day Since 2000, and Trump Maxed Out His Tariffs – Market Breakdown #184

S&P fell 1% to 6,837, erasing Friday's rally and going negative YTD. IBM crashed 13% on Anthropic's COBOL tool. Novo lost $100B on a failed trial. A fictional AI doom report tanked DoorDash and Visa.

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Issue #184 | February 23, 2026